Warning! This is PG-17 type humor. A Texas Ranger sent this to me. Since the Rangers are
the most respected, honest and incorruptible law enforcement agency ever, I thought I could
get away posting this.
The Blue Ribbon
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to
see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and
he will stop snoring.
"Yeah right!" she thinks, leaving the vet and heading home.
Later that night just after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses
and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece
of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.
He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him.
So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly.
In the morning, the husband awakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached
to his privates.
He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to
his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were ... or what
we did ... but, by God, we took first and second place."
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